Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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