I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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