question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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