I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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