walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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