Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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