yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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