Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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