Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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