Porn is love you can see.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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