Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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