if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
