we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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