I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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