I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
