Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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