There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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