Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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