Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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