North Korea, Best Korea!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I fill condoms, not promises.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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