The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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