Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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