Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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