Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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