Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All I want is dick and wine.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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