smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
it's like iHOP with fire
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
