Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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