I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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