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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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