Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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