I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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