Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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