I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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