wake up i wanna do it froggy style
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He did a backflip because drugs
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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