I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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