i just google imaged poop.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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