so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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