Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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