pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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