i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This baby is an asshole
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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