If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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