If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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