Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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