i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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