Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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