Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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