Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
