i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Still dying that you shit outside
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Two words: nipple clamps
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