Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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