If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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