dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
wow bdsm is so cute
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