Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I need to calm my uterus...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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