i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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