if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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