I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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