Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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