Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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