Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
They have beer where we have blood.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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